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BuzzDogCo

I'm an Arsehole and Ran Away

I'm an Arsehole and Ran Away

£9.50 GBP
£9.50 GBP
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Let’s face it—some dogs are lovable little troublemakers. Whether your pup is a professional escape artist or just really bad at staying put, this tag says what we’re all thinking. The “I’m an Arsehole and Ran Away” tag is hilarious, honest, and a total conversation starter.

Why it’s tail-waggingly perfect:
🚪 For pups who bolt faster than your Wi-Fi reconnects
😂 Hilariously honest message that gets laughs and your dog returned
🏃♂️ Lightweight, durable acrylic that’s made for mischief
📞 Customizable on the back with your contact info—because safety > sass
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK with attitude and love

It’s not their fault they’re cute and chaotic.
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  • TAG DEETS YOU GOTTA SNIFF OUT

    Wanna shake things up?
    Got a wild idea? Dreaming of a different colour, font, or something totally custom? Slide into our DMs! Tell us your pup's vision, and we'll do our best to make it a tail-waggin’ reality.
    Keeping it fresh:
    Your tag likes a little spa day now and then—just rinse with warm water and mild soap. No scrubbing or nasty chemicals, please… we’re delicate divas.
    Important woof-ning!
    These tags are for looking cool, not chewing! Some styles have pointier edges, so take 'em off during zoomies or rough play. Safety first, style always.
    Size matters (kinda):
    Our tags vary based on the name or slogan you choose. Want it tiny and tidy or big and bold? Just let us know—or we’ll decide what fits best!

  • RETURN & REFUND PAW-LICY

    At BuzzDog, we’re all about happy humans and even happier hounds. If your tag isn’t making tails wag, no worries—we’ve got your back.
    Not 100% in love? You can return or exchange your product within 14 days of purchase. Just make sure it's in its original packaging and the same condition it arrived in (no muddy paw prints, please!).
    We’ll fetch you a refund or swap it for something more your pup’s vibe. Easy, breezy, tail-waggin’ guarantee.

  • SHIPPING DEETS

    UK & Europe:
    All orders ship out within 7–10 working days via Standard 1st Class Delivery.

    Want peace of mind? Choose Tracked & Signed at checkout for that extra layer of pup-tection! We can't take responsibility for lost standard parcels—but we’ll always try to help chase them down. 🐾
    USA & Worldwide:
    Global doggos, we’ve got you! All international orders are sent Tracked & Signed and dispatched within 7–10 working days. 🌍✈️
    Need it faster than a whippet on zoomies?
    Slide into our DMs for Express options—we’ll do our best to fetch it to you, fast!
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